Step 2. Deluge of Baking Fluids

At this point, the recipe/ritual commands that the you make three wells (holes) in the concoction. In the first, add 1 1/2 (or a little more) teaspoons of vanilla. The original recipe calls for just 1 teaspoon, but I wanted a little more flavor- I know, such a rebel. Anyways, after the first well is filled, add 1 teaspoon of vinegar. Then in the third, add 5 tablespoons of vegetable oil. Next, pour over the cup of whole milk and stir until you have a very moist batter. Lastly, pour the unholy brew into your cake pan.

Commence the pouring!